The Royal Half Gameday: Anaheim Ducks Game 1

Saturday, 05.03.2014 / 4:27 PM / Los Angeles Kings | News
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The Royal Half Gameday: Anaheim Ducks Game 1
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BEST CALIFORNIA TEAM TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP:

ONLY CALIFORNIA TEAM TO NEVER WIN THE STANLEY CUP:

#NeverForget

 

BEST OPPOSITION BLOGS:

Battle of California

Anaheim Calling

Freeway Farce at TRH

BEST OPPOSITION TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@EarlSleek

@JerMeansWell

@MsJenNeale_PD

@ACKyleNicolas

WORST OPPOSITION TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@DucksFanZone

@BuckyHermit

@rollingdux

@shadowofthebat

@OrangePuck

@Stars_Insider

 

THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW GIF OF THE DAY 

Seriously... never, ever forget. 

 

GAME 7 RECAP ATTACK:

The Royal Half TweetCap™ & Podcast

Jewels From The Crown Recap

THX BUD Recap & Podcast

Fear The Fin Recap

GAME 1 PREVIEW ATTACK:

Know Your Opponent

Jewels From The Crown Preview

Battle of California Gameday

Anaheim Calling Preview

 

ARE THE KINGS IN THE NEXT ROUND?:

Nope, 4 to go.

 

LooKING Back:

A lot of reporters are talking about how evenly matched the LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks are. But most of them failed to identify the one glaring weakness between these two teams...

... the Ducks awful Twitter Account.

#PaintItOrange is by far one of the worst Social Media Team Slogans since the now-eliminated Colorado Avalanche introduced #WhyNotUs? And the worst part of all... the Anaheim Ducks have to use the #PaintItOrange hashtag to remind fans not to make a bunch of money selling their tickets to LA Kings fans.

More like #InTheBlack, am I right?

And the Ducks aren't even the first people to use this hashtag.

They aren't even the 1st hockey team to use that hashtag.

Since the Anaheim Ducks seem to be really committed to #PaintItOrange... we thought we'd look at some of the other things that are painted orange.

 

TRAFFIC CONES

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A traffic cone being painted orange makes perfect sense when it comes to the Anaheim Ducks. Mainly because it could provide better defense than Bryan Allen does.

 

JACK-O'-LANTERN

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Jack-O'-Lanterns are most prevalent in late October before they regress into mold that you have to eliminate. The Anaheim Ducks are also most prevalent in late October... before they regress into a team that will be eliminated.

 

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY

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Well, at least the Beverly Hills housewives are wealthier.

 

VYDOX MALE ENHANCEMENT

Vydox is a little orange pill that can help older men increase blood flow and re-capture their youth.

Anaheim Ducks v Vancouver Canucks

Presented without comment.

 

AN ACTUAL ORANGE

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An orange is round, squeezable and tends to make a mess when being eaten.

MBM November 4

Anaheim Ducks Head Coach, Bruce Boudreau, is round, squeezable and tends to make a mess when eating.

 


As created by Jesse Cohen from All The Kings Men Podcast... The Moulson Index™ highlights an opposing player from tonights game who has the opportunity to score against his former employer, the LA Kings.

Tonight's Moulson Index Spotlight is:

TIM JACKMAN, RIGHT WING

 In 21 games versus the LA Kings, Tim Jackman has 2 GOALS and 30 PIMs.

 

THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY

Jarret Stoll went on Jason Gregor's radio show in Edmonton yesterday...

Greatest. Interview. Ever.

Also... this is an amazing Tweet:

California Hockey, forever.

 

 




The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick and Ben Scrivens. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf