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The Royal Half Gameday: Phoenix Coyotes

Monday, 03.17.2014 / 6:37 PM / Los Angeles Kings | News
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The Royal Half Gameday: Phoenix Coyotes
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BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:

Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!

BEST OPPOSITION BLOGS:

Five for Howling

Sarah McLellan's Coyotes Blog

BEST OPPOSITION TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@Five4Howling

@azc_mclellan

@CarlPutnam

@yotesgurl

@barbie4yotes

@cmorganfoxaz

@JmeEisner

@brendanporter

WORST OPPOSITION TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@JimDuncan16

@Stars_Insider

 

KINGS POINTS LEADER vs INJURED JOHN TAVARES UPDATE:

 

LooKING Back:

Last Saturday night, well... this happened:

Goaltender Interference Kings Ducks - The Royal Half

Goaltender Interference 2nd angle Kings Ducks - The Royal Half

Presented without comment. Kind of.

 

WHAT WE LEARNED FROM THE PAST GAME THIS MORNING:

We learned how the LA Kings community reacts to a 4.4 earthquake.

And most importantly...  

LA TOURISM BOARD:

The Phoenix Coyotes come into town having beat the LA Kings twice in three games this season. The Coyotes are tied with the Dallas Stars in the Wild CaOH WHO CARES THE COYOTES ARE LITERALLY THE MOST BORING TEAM IN THE NHL!!!

Instead, we are going to celebrate St. Patrick's Day by looking at the Top 5 Worst St. Patrick's Day Themed T-Shirts from something called Rinky Apparel.

 

#5) LA Kings "Green Rinky"

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Could you imagine anything more embarrassing than being caught in that t-shirt?

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Oh, I stand corrected. Seriously, who are the 9 people that liked this?

 

#4) Philadelphia Flyers "Puck of the Irish" 

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I have no idea what this means.

 

#3) San Jose Sharks Green Shirt

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Here's a green shirt with the Sharks logo on it. Because we aren't even trying.

 

#2) Rinky Apparel's "Team vs Team" Campaign

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There is nothing magically delicious about the way the Flyers have played this season.

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HAHA the Capitals also get zero respect in Rinky Apparel's world.

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I don't understand why this woman isn't in the Sharks green shirt from #3.

And also why Rinky Apparel posted this match-up today when the Sharks don't play the Kings.

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I know it's not St. Patrick's Day related but it's still awful.

 

#1) Carolina Hurricanes "Lucky Charm"

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I'll just let Isabella Raye respond to this t-shirt design below:

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"Actually, it's called a mock up" is my new favorite comeback.

Apparently, you can buy these Rinky Apparel designs at the Team LA store tonight at Staples. But I can't wait to buy this instead:

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As created by Jesse Cohen from All The Kings Men Podcast... The Moulson Index™ highlights an opposing player from tonights game who has the opportunity to score against his former employer, the LA Kings.

Tonight's Moulson Index Spotlight is:

JEFF HALPERN, CENTER

In 28 games versus the LA Kings, Jeff Halpern has 5 GOALS & 6 ASSISTS

 

THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY

These are officially the two greatest photos of Anze Kopitar and Jon Quick ever.

New Jersey Devils v Los Angeles Kings - Game Six

Okay, maybe the 2nd greatest photos of Anze Kopitar and Jon Quick ever.



The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick and Ben Scrivens. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf