The Royal Half Gameday: Winnipeg Jets

Thursday, 03.06.2014 / 12:42 PM / Los Angeles Kings | News
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The Royal Half Gameday: Winnipeg Jets
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BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS:

BEST OPPOSITION BLOGS:

Arctic Ice Hockey

Jets Nation

BEST OPPOSITION FAN TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@arcticicehockey

@HappyCaraT

@tj_maughan

WORST OPPOSITION FAN TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@MarcoTwentySix

@perch35km

 

KINGS POINTS LEADER vs INJURED JOHN TAVARES UPDATE:

 

LooKING Back:

The LA Kings beat the Montreal Canadiens 2-1 and we saw the definition of Tic-Tac-Toe passing:

Jeff Carter is so money... it's more like Tic-Tac-Dough, am I right?

 

LA TOURISM BOARD:

Well... the LA Kings made a big splash amongst the craziness of the NHL Trade Deadline yesterday...

2013-2014 San Jose Sharks Headshots

Nope.

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Close.

That's right, the LA Kings acquired right winger Marian Gaborik from the Columbus Blue Jackets for Matt Frattin, a 2nd Round pick and a conditional 3rd Round pick. And everyone on Twitter made the exact same joke!

#NeverForget Freddy Modin

So who is Gabbo? No really... who is Gabbo?

Marion Gaborik is an elite-level, goal scoring winger who can be a game-changer... when he wants to be. But more importantly... the man knows how to carry a team on his shoulders.

Of course, by "team"... I meant "christmas tree."

Marian Gaborik will fit in perfectly in Los Angeles... he shops at Whole Foods!

So if that clip of Marian Gaborik doesn't show you what his potential as a LA King is... then maybe one of the 26 music montages of his highlights on YouTube will!

I'm not kidding... there are like 26 of them.

And I thought I had a lot of free time!

If there is one Marian Gaborik highlight video that you should watch on the Internet... make it this one:

I don't know about you guys... but I'm head over heels in love with Gaborik!

If Marian Gaborik can be the player he once was for the LA Kings down this playoff stretch... the LA Kings fans are really gonna like him.

And because I know that Danny Zollars, the Senior Director of LA Kings Game Operations, is reading this... how about we put this up on the jumbotron after every Marian Gaborik goal, huh?

*WARNING*

May will cause seizures.

As created by Jesse Cohen from All The Kings Men Podcast... The Moulson Index™ highlights an opposing player from tonights game who has the opportunity to score against his former employer, the LA Kings.

Tonight's Moulson Index Spotlight is:

OLLI JOKINEN, CENTER

In 26 games versus the LA Kings, Olli Jokinen has 7 GOALS & 6 ASSISTS

KEATON ELLERBY, DEFENSE

In 2 games versus the LA Kings, Keaton Ellerby has 1 ASSIST

 

THE ROYAL HALF KINGS WEEKLY PREVIEW OF THE DAY

Sled Hockey is awesome and you should all follow @SoCalSledHockey and check out more info here.

 

THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY

Welcome to my nightmare...



The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick and Ben Scrivens. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf