The Royal Half Gameday: Chicago Blackhawks

Monday, 02.03.2014 / 11:56 AM / Los Angeles Kings | News
By The Royal Half
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BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS AND NEVER WIN THE STANLEY CUP:

BEST OPPOSITION BLOGS:

The Committed Indian

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BEST OPPOSITION FANS TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@RealFansProgram

@HockeeNight

@AndrewCieslak

@CheerTheAnthem

@AndrewIsADIC

@KellyIsADIC

@JamesNeveau

@Hawknut

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WORST OPPOSITION FAN TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@The1Tab

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FLAMES + OILERS VS KINGS POINTS UPDATE:

 

LooKING Back:

The last time the LA Kings played the Chicago Blackhawks... I used the GIF below in the GAMEDAY PREVIEW to illustrate how well the Kings had been playing:

Boy how times have changed. No, really... they have:

Well, at least they are both ahead of Vancouver!

 

 

WHAT WE LEARNED FROM THE PAST GAME:

Robyn Regehr played in his 1000th NHL on Saturday afternoon... and among other gifts, the LA Kings organization gave him an original painting from artist Tony Harris.

The portrayal in the painting is lifelike... no, not that of Regehr... but rather the Caravaggio-esque faces of the LA Kings fans behind him. This painting must have been commissioned during the recent stretch of the last six games.

FYI, the forward pass was introduced to the NHL in 1929.

 

LA TOURISM BOARD:

So the LA Kings are in a *little bit* of a scoring slump. But fear not, LA Kings fans... because there are actually people out there that are having a harder time scoring than the LA Kings!

TOP 3 PEOPLE STRUGGLING TO SCORE MORE THAN THE LA KINGS!!!

  The Cast of "Losin' It"

"Losin' It" is a 1983 movie about four high school seniors who travel to Mexico looking to score for the first time.

FYI, the director of this film would go on to do LA Confidential and 8 Mile.

So from the movie, it seems like when Tom Cruise is around, scoring could be close by. Well, I know an easy way to fix the LA Kings scoring woes then.

Bring Tom Back!

  Gil Gunderson from The Simpsons When Gil Gunderson was 6 he was hired by his eight-year-old brother to run his sidewalk lemonade stand for the afternoon. By the end of the day, he had bankrupted his brother's business and drank up all the remaining inventory. If there is anyone having a run of bad luck that is worse than the LA Kings, it's our old pal Gil.

 

Maybe if the LA Kings could get Gil Gunderson to Staples Center, they could feel better about themselves and get back on track for another ring.

 

Composer Jerry Goldsmith

Jerry Goldsmith was an Oscar winning composer that passed away in 2004 at the age of 75. Goldsmith had an illustrious career as a composer but for a period in the late 1980s and 1990s, several of his scores were rejected by the directors and studios he was working with. His compositions for Wall Street, Alien Nation, Gladiator (not that one) and Two Days in the Valley were all spurned by the filmmakers at some point. But even though he was having trouble scoring, Goldsmith would go on to find a way to use his rejected works... as the composition that was refused by the producers of Alien Nation went on to become the much lauded soundtrack to the Sean Connery vehicle, The Russia House! So even though everyone on the LA Kings roster except for Anze Kopitar are not scoring... with just a little bit of patience, I'm sure these players will look deep inside themselves and put forth their best effort. Just like Jerry Goldsmith's score of the film Rudy!

 

As created by Jesse Cohen from All The Kings Men Podcast... The Moulson Index™ highlights an opposing player from tonights game who has the opportunity to score against his former employer, the LA Kings.

Tonight's Moulson Index Spotlight is:

MICHAL HANDZUS, CENTER

In 26 games versus the LA Kings in his career, Handzus has 6 GOALS & 4 ASSISTS

 

THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY

The LA Kings were mentioned by Cecily Strong during Saturday Night Live this past weekend...

You can watch the clip here. The LA Kings mention is around 3:50.


The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick and Ben Scrivens. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf