The Royal Half Gameday: Anaheim Ducks
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OILERS + FLAMES VS THE KINGS POINTS UPDATE:
LooKING Back:The LA Kings beat the St. Louis Blues at home? You don't say! Apparently... the LA Kings are the only team in professional sports whose fans think the opposing team sucks.
@theroyalhalf St. Louis Blues fans have obviously never seen a Devils' home game.— Joshua Pacuta (@Pachoot) December 3, 2013
WHAT WE LEARNED FROM
The LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks jerseys for the Coors Light Stadium Series™ game in January were revealed this morning... and the one thing that all LA Kings fans already knew was confirmed...
THE PAST GAME THIS MORNING:
Justin Williams is a playa.
And I'm not sure what Ryan Getzlaf is. Besides scary.
LA TOURISM BOARD:I'm not going to bore you with countless stats that illustrate how much Dustin Penner has turned his game around since signing in Anaheim over the summer. Instead... presenting some of the best Indiana Matt and Ironsight Design photoshops of Dustin Penner during his time as a LA King...
But thankfully, there is one shot here of Dustin Penner that will never be a photohsop...
Miss you, boo.
As created by Jesse Cohen from All The Kings Men Podcast... The Moulson Index™ highlights an opposing player from tonights game who has the opportunity to score against his former employer, the LA Kings.
Tonight's Moulson Index Spotlight is:
DUSTIN PENNER, LEFT WING
In 25 games versus the LA Kings, Dustin Penner has 9 GOALS & 8 ASSISTS
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY
If my farts smell as bad as ryback's or Jerry's there's A LOT of people I need to apologize too pic.twitter.com/VeyODZKE0d— Dustin Penner (@Dustinpenner25) December 3, 2013
Really, really, really miss you, boo.
The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier, Jonathan Quick and Ben Scrivens. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf