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The Royal Half Gameday: Ottawa Senators

Wednesday, 10.09.2013 / 11:39 AM / Preview
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The Royal Half Gameday: Ottawa Senators
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BEST OPPOSING PLAYERS TO PLAY IN SWEDEN TOGETHER:

Is it just me... or does that looking like Swedish Laughing Justin Williams on the right?

BEST OPPOSITION BLOGS:

Silver Seven

The 6th Sens

Sens Chirp

BEST OPPOSITION FANS TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@SilverSevenSens

@ChrisJLund

@BonksMullet

@6thSens

@TravisHeHateMe

@Brochenski

@SensChirp

WORST OPPOSITION FAN TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@Sens_adnan

 

LooKING Back:

Oh man... the last two days the internet was FILLED with people reacting to that move made by a member of the LA Kings Monday night at Staples Center!!!

You were expecting something else?

 

WHAT WE LEARNED FROM THE PAST GAME:

 Ugh... it's so ugly!

Who let a USC fan that close to the ice?!?

 

LA TOURISM BOARD:

The Ottawa Senators come into town with a bit of pressure due to the fact that many people considered them a favorOH WHO CARES??? DID YOU SEE WHAT SENATORS FORWARD BOBBY RYAN TWEETED THE OTHER DAY?!?

It's been over 48 hours since this was Tweeted...

and Bobby Ryan has not yet claimed his account was hacked.

So, Bobby Ryan... it turns out that #TeamTRH Members Indiana Matt and Ironsight Design have an answer to your question...

...and that answer is YES.

To be honest, imagining Bobby Ryan in the acting roles of Scarlett Johansson is not all that difficult. For instance, Bobby Ryan was traded to the Ottawa Senators over the summer because it was impossible for the Anaheim Ducks to keep together their top-scoring threesome.


If there is any movie that knows about a top-scoring threesome, it's Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

  As an American, the transition to Canada has proved to be a little difficult for Bobby Ryan... and at times has led to feelings of being a stranger in a strange land.

  Bobby Ryan has also been known throughout his NHL career for choosing "interesting" relationship partners.

  And like most NHL players... when Bobby Ryan was traded over the summer... there was just one place he didn't want to go.

  Finally... Bobby Ryan knows all about being young and awkward and feeling left out... even with your best friend by your side.


Sadly, the photoshops above aren't even the best Scarlett Johansson-inspired photoshops that we've ever created at The Royal Half.


This one is.

   

As created by Jesse Cohen from All The Kings Men Podcast... The Moulson Index™ highlights an opposing player from tonights game who has the opportunity to score against his former employer, the LA Kings.

Tonight's Moulson Index Spotlight is:

JOE CORVO, DEFENSEMAN

In 4 games versus the LA Kings in his career, Joe Corvo has 0 POINTS and 2 PIM

Joe Corvo is also Greg Wyshynski's least favorite player ever.

   

THE ROYAL HALF VINTAGE VIDEO PREVIEW OF THE DAY

 From December 20th, 2001:

Man, I wish Jim Fox Reaction was around in 2001 for this fight. And for this fight.

   

THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY

For most LA Kings fans... the biggest hit is coming AFTER the game.

 

I might be more excited about Kings Weekly than I am about Alec Martinez being in the lineup tonight. But it's close.


The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf