The Royal Half Preview: Kings vs. Blackhawks: Game 3

Tuesday, 06.04.2013 / 2:18 PM / Los Angeles Kings | News
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The Royal Half Preview: Kings vs. Blackhawks: Game 3
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Game #3

LA KINGS
27-16-5
59 pts
5th in Western Conference
vs
CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS
36-7-5
77 pts
1st in Western Conference
1st in NHL

Chicago Won Season Series 2-1

Blackhawks Lead Playoff Series 2-0
 
6:00pm, Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
NBCSN, TSN, RDS

POSSIBLY THE GREATEST KINGS-BLACKHAWKS RELATED GIF EVER:

via @WaitWhatDotNet

Come at me, mon frére.


BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS AND NEVER WIN THE STANLEY CUP:


 

 
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ARE THE LA KINGS IN THE NEXT ROUND?
 
 
At the time of the publication of this GAMEDAY PREVIEW, barring a minor Miracle on... Figueroa... it seems like LA Kings forward Mike Richards won't be in the starting lineup for Game 3 at Staples Center. If he truly is unable to play, it will be the first time in a year that a big game player like Richards wouldn't be in the lineup for a crucial Los Angeles  Kings' game.  There has been a lot of discussion over who should replace Mike Richards in the LA Kings lineup... but as any LA Kings fan will tell you... it's nearly impossible for the team to win without Richards on the ice. So we here at The Royal Half decided we would look at the best possible candidates to replace Richards in the LA Kings lineup. 
 
 
BRAD RICHARDS
 
 
This one is the most obvious choice because when it comes to important series-shifting games in the NHL Playoffs... everyone could use a Conn Smythe Winner in their lineuOH THIS IS AWKWARD

 

DENISE RICHARDS
 
 
All playoffs long, the LA Kings have been accused of playing "ugly hockey." So what better way to counteract that then by putting in what Men's Health Magazine named the 61st Hottest Woman of All-Time!

 
 
REED RICHARDS
 
 
Although his name is Reed Richards... you might know him as Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic 4. Due to a freak cosmic ray accident in which Richards gained the ability to convert his entire body into a highly malleable state which allows him to stretch into any shape... if this Richards were skating for the Los Angeles Kings he would have been able to avoid this with no problem:
 
 

 

RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON
 
 
Well, I figured someone on this list should have actual hockey playing experience. Right, Chicago Blackhawks fans?
 

 
Richard Dean Anderson does an amazing Richard Zednik impression.
 

 
RICHARD PRYOR
 
 
Indiana Matt just thought this would be a funny photoshop. 
 

 
KEITH RICHARDS
 
 
Keith Richards is known for being a womanizing, booze hound. No comment.
 
 
 
MICHAEL RICHARDS
 
 
This is really the best scenario for the LA Kings... mainly because Michael Richards knows how to deal calmly with idiotic competition
 
 
 
 

THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY

From the The Royal Half... on what a lot of LA Kings fans might be thinking today...

 
The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf