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ST. LOUIS BLUES
4th in Western Conference
Kings Won Regular Season Series 3-0
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Since the Los Angeles Kings have gained so many new fans this season after winning their 1st ever Stanley Cup, I thought it would be a great service to provide a refresher course on some of the differences between the NHL Regular Season and the NHL Playoffs. This article will be geared mainly to people who haven't experienced the excitement of the NHL post-season yet.
I'm sorry... were you expecting someone else?
That's right, after 10 seasons, 764 NHL games and 3 NHL teams... St. Louis Blues defenseman Jay Bouwmeester is finally going to suit up for his 1st NHL Playoff game tonight in St. Louis. To put that into perspective we've created a handy-dandy Jay Bouwmeester infographic.
So that Jay Bouwmeester and the thousands of brand new LA Kings fans won't look so confused... here are some helpful hints and tips on the differences between the NHL Regular and Playoff Season.
This photo was taken of Jay Bouwmeester last week.
Seriously... this guy is going to grow a beard?
So to help Jay Bouwmeester mentally prepare for the NHL playoffs, we ran his image through the TRH BEARD-O-SIMULATOR 3000 so that St. Louis Blues fans can get a sense of what his facial hair growth might be after 4 games.
Oops, sorry... that's the test we ran on Jamie Langenbrunner.
Oh man... have you ever seen such a pathetic playoff beard in your life?!?
Let's be honest here... if Jay Bouwmeester takes one punch at Jaroslav Halak...
...he's done for the series.
I don't think Jay Bouwmeester needs to be worried here. I mean, seriously... what's the worst thing that could happen to a St. Louis Blues defenseman during a playoff series with the Los Angeles Kings?
I'm sure that Jay Bouwmeester will totally be fine once he sees some post-season physical play for the first time, right? RIGHT?!?
The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf