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THE CALGARY FLAMES VS JEFF CARTER POINTS UPDATE:
Looks like we might have to change this to Jeff Carter vs The Florida Panthers.
ARE THE LA KINGS IN THE PLAYOFFS?
Tonight at Staples Center is the 4th Annual LA Dodgers Pride Night
. And the LA Kings are wearing special Dodgers-themed jerseys for warmups that will be auctioned off by the Kings Care Foundation.
For the home goaltenders' sake...
they are giving it away as you EXIT the building.
5) MIKE PIAZZA VISITS THE LA KINGS
Seriously, have you ever seen a cooler photo?
Okay... I get it. But NOW have you ever seen a cooler photo that this one?
Ok, I give up.
4) TOMMY LASORDA
In January of 2008, Tommy Lasorda came to a LA Kings game with the specific mission of rallying the team.
I'm not sure Tommy has any idea where he is.
Obviously Tommy's pep talk had a lot of affect on that 2007-08 LA Kings team, right? RIGHT?!?
Maybe Lasorda should have told a joke instead.
Tommy Lasorda, gadget soothsayer.
3) DUSTIN BROWN HANGS IN THE DUGOUT
Even without audio, people on Twitter are already screaming that Dustin Brown is better than Jon Quick.
Well, at least that video is better than the most recent Dodgers-related video that Dustin Brown was featured in.
Tommy Lasorda is actually the best actor in this video.
Just trying to figure out why Wayne Gretzky is standing in jeans and a sport coat in the middle of a rink.
2) DODGER STADIUM THE NIGHT THE LA KINGS WON THE STANLEY CUP
There really is nothing like sitting in the last row of the upper deck at
Dodger Stadium wearing a Gretzky jersey on the single most
important night in the history of the LA Kings franchise.
1) SCORELESS STREAKS
In 1988, during the middle of his incredible 59 scoreless innings streak
, Orel Hershiser took the time to come to a LA Kings game at the Great Western Forum and sign autographs.
In 2012, during the middle of his incredible streak of not scoring goals, Dustin Penner took the time to come to a LA Dodgers game at the Dodger Stadium and sign autographs.
And show off his amazing mustache.
Besides... it's not like this is the 1st time a guy has come to LA from Canada in a trade and then totally forgotten how to play his sport.
is also paying tribute to the Los Angeles Dodgers and Los Angeles Kings tonight...
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY
The bigger news here is that TheMouthLAKings was watching American Idol in the first place...
The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf