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It was the Tweet Heard 'Round The World...
Since hockey fans across the world were so appalled by the fans of the LA Kings booing an opposing player that they initially thought was faking an injury in order to stop play and then once they realized that the player was seriously injured they stopped booing... we here at The Royal Half thought we'd provide a helpful guide to classless LA Kings Fans in terms of what they should concentrate their booing on. Presenting... The Top 5 Things LA Kings Fans Should Boo Besides Sami Aittkallio!!!
Since the LA Kings organization has spent the last few seasons emulating the success of the Philadelphia Flyers... why not emulate the passion of Flyers Fans... and boo cancer
! This video played on the jumbotron during a Flyers home game in October 2011... and the fans booed the entire thing.
Thankfully, some Flyers Fans
are able to eloquently explain the confusion over booing cancer.
I always wondered what happened to Hootie
4) GARY BETTMAN
Those classless, bandwagon Los Angeles Kings fans made the ultimate hockey mistake last June... they didn't boo Gary Bettman
when he addressed the team after they won the Stanley Cup.
Ugh, LA Kings fans are the worst.
Those classless LA Kings fans need to emulate the great fans in the NHL, like the ones in Canada!
You stay classy, Ottawa.
3) JEFF CARTER
Oh, I'm sorry... Jeff Carter is my hockey boo
. I got confused.
2) DAN MORIARTY & ANSON CARTER
Forget about the players... classless LA Kings fans should really focus their efforts on the people who deserve to be booed the most... the sideline reporters!
"What's the feeling that you felt inside?"
- an actual question from Dan Moriarty to Tyler Toffoli
I'm not saying LA Kings fans should boo Anson Carter for his work as an analyst...
1) JUSTIN SCHULTZ
Well, at least the fans of the Anaheim Ducks couldn't do anything more embarrassing than boo the wrong defenseman named Schultz, right? RIGHT?!?
Never change, Anaheim Ducks fans. Never ever change.
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY
From LA Kings forwards, Dustin Penner
and Colin Fraser
obviously being a LA Kings healthy scratch gives you time to be awesome at Twitter...
The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf