The Royal Half Preview: Kings vs. Blues

The Royal Half recaps the first ever White House visit for the LA Kings

Thursday, 03.28.2013 / 2:25 PM / Los Angeles Kings | News
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The Royal Half Preview: Kings vs. Blues
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Game #33

LA KINGS
18-12-2
38 pts
6th in Western Conference
vs
ST. LOUIS BLUES
17-13-2
36 pts
7th in Western Conference
 
5:00pm, Scottrade Center
St. Louis, MO
FSW, NHLN-US
 
BEST CAPTAINS TO NOT GET TRADED
TO THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS LAST NIGHT:
 
 
BEST OPPOSITION BLOGS:
 
LEE STEMPNIAK VS THE LA KINGS SCORING JEFF CARTER'S GOALS UPDATE:
 
 
With Iginla gone, now is the time for Jeff Carter to put Lee Stempniak away for good.
 
 
ARE THE LA KINGS IN THE PLAYOFFS?
 
 
Presenting the Top 10 Tweets About the Los Angeles Kings Visiting the White House!!!
 
10. Tyler Toffoli 
Greatest. College Graduation Photo. Ever.
 
9. Alec Martinez
 
The funny part about this tweet is that Drew Doughty
actually drank 15 Dr. Peppers at the White House.
 
8. Davis Drewiske
 
If President Obama receives Davis Drewiske's jersey
 is it still considered "game worn?"
 
The leaders of tomorrow, today.
 
6. Patrick O'Neal
Patrick O'Neal just gets me.
 
5. The Girlfriends
It's weird... I have Jeff Carter's contact name the same way in my iPhone.
 
 
STOLLUMBLEBRAG!!!
 
4. Jim Fox
No, I was not writing tweets for Jim Fox on Tuesday.
 
 
3. Dustin Penner
Dustin Penner is totally the guy that hangs out
in Starbucks for hours using the free WiFi.
 
Never change, Dustin Penner. Never change.
 
2. Drew Doughty
 
Never ever change, Drew Change. Never ever change.
 
1. The Royal Half
 
Presenting the 9 Best Indiana Matt Photoshops from the Los Angeles Kings Visiting the White House!!!
 
 
Turns out that Dustin Penner wasn't scratched against the Chicago Blackhawks... he was "on assignment."
 
 
Daryl Evans is taking this whole "Kings meeting the leader" thing way too far.
 
 
I know everyone was focused on what was going on inside the White House, but the scene outside was crazy. 
 
 
I don't know what you guys think... but Colin Fraser was hanging out a little too close to the Vice President.
 
 
Not only has Tyler Toffoli solved the LA Kings goal scoring woes... on Tuesday he also balanced the budget.
 
 
 
 
Ohhh... so that's what Darryl Sutter meant when he said he wanted to discuss the "Keystone Pipeline."
 
 
This was fun until we found out Jon Bernier's grandmother passed away.
 
 
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY

LA Kings Insider, Jon Rosen, with the photo of the year...
 
 
 

 

 

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHal