The Royal Half Preview: Kings vs. Sharks

Daryl Evans being on Twitter is the exact thing this franchise needed to get itself back on track to repeat as Stanley Cup Champions.

Saturday, 03.16.2013 / 4:57 PM / Los Angeles Kings | News
By The Royal Half
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Game #27

LA KINGS
14-10-2
30 pts
6th in Western Conference
vs
SAN JOSE SHARKS
12-8-6
30 pts
8th in Western Conference
 
7:30pm, Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
FSW
 
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After two straight losses to Pacific Division opponents, the Los Angeles Kings Organization needed to make a move so that loyal LA Kings fans would feel better about the direction this team is headed. And oh boy... did the LA Kings make a big move today.
 
 
 
That's right... the entire organization needed a shake-up and Daryl Evans being on Twitter is the exact thing this franchise needed to get itself back on track to repeat as Stanley Cup Champions. I just can't wait to read the in-depth analysis of the LA Kings that Daryl Evans will carry over from the rink on to Twitter!
 
 
Well, let's be honest... when ISN'T Daryl Evans getting ready for a marathon?
 
 
For those that don't know... "vehicle" is what Daryl Evans calls suspenders.
 
I have to say... I'm pretty impressed with Daryl Evans' honesty on Twitter so far. Like when I asked him via Twitter who the worst player to ever skate for the LA Kings was.
 
 
Nailed it, Daryl
 
 
Awkkkkk-ward.
 
But most importantly... Daryl Evans is a breath of fresh air on Twitter. I don't know about you guys... but I'm tired of reading the same thing over and over on Twitter whenever big LA Kings news breaks.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Aw nuts, Daryl Evans.
 
Let's be real here... if Daryl Evans' Twitter Account does not include a daily tweet of "Suit of the Day"... then I'm not following.
 
 
I have a feeling that Daryl Evans is going to have a great few Tweets in a row one week... and then get honored 30 years later
 
 
THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY
(NON-DARYL EVANS EDITION)

Via Ryan Poirier, apparently the producers of Fox's Prison Break were big sports fans...
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

The Royal Half has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf