The Royal Half Preview: 1/31 vs. Nashville
The Royal Half
AND IS 6-1 LIFETIME VS THE PREDATORS
(BUT PROBABLY WON'T PLAY TONIGHT):
This week, we here at The Royal Half are testing out a new feature. Something that we call...
"I'm waiting like a dog in car, waiting to be let out."
“It’s not something I’m seeking counseling about."
"It's like... people on Twitter just think I'm being funny. But it's really a cry for help."
On this episode of "Pens & Marty"...
An artists' rendering of what Alec Martinez looks like on non-gamedays.
And later... on a very special episode of "Pens & Marty"....
Your 2012 NHL Stanley Cup Champions, ladies and gentlemen.
That's all tonight on the internet tv sensation... "Pens & Marty"!
"Pens & Marty" is my 2nd favorite buddy comedy involving Dustin Penner...
But as is the normal in Hollywood... I'm sure the movie version won't be as good.
While Dustin Penner is quickly becoming the King of One-Liners... Jeff Carter is becoming the King of... well... um... the LA Kings!
This isn't Jeff Carter celebrating a goal.
This is Jeff Carter getting word that Mike Richards is coming over after the game to hang.
Sure, Jeff Carter has been a LA King for 41 games... and 20 of those games included the march to winning the Stanley Cup. But Kings fans are starting to realize that we may just now be getting a glimpse of the type of player Jeff Carter can be for this team. Or at least the player he can be until 2022 when his contract runs out. So naturally, discussion amongst LA Kings fans has turned to one thing... what cool dude from the movies does Jeff Carter most remind us of???
The craziest thing is that even when Photoshopped... Jon Quick looks exactly like Mitch Kramer.
No matter what movie cool dude Jeff Carter reminds us of... you should know one thing as you watch him play for the Los Angeles Kings...
Jeff Carter wears hipster t-shirts.