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The Royal Half Preview: 1/31 vs. Nashville

The Royal Half

Thursday, 01.31.2013 / 12:10 PM / Preview
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The Royal Half Preview: 1\/31 vs. Nashville
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Game #6

LA KINGS
2-2-1
5 pts
9th in Western Conference
vs
NASHVILLE PREDATORS
1-2-3
5 pts
10th in Western Conference
 
7:30pm, Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
FSW
 
BEST PLAYER WHO WON THE STANLEY CUP
AND IS 6-1 LIFETIME VS THE PREDATORS
(BUT PROBABLY WON'T PLAY TONIGHT):
 
 
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I'm a mog!

 

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And later... on a very special episode of "Pens & Marty"....

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"Pens & Marty" is my 2nd favorite buddy comedy involving Dustin Penner...

But as is the normal in Hollywood... I'm sure the movie version won't be as good.

 

While Dustin Penner is quickly becoming the King of One-Liners... Jeff Carter is becoming the King of... well... um... the LA Kings!

This isn't Jeff Carter celebrating a goal.
This is Jeff Carter getting word that Mike Richards is coming over after the game to hang.

Sure, Jeff Carter has been a LA King for 41 games... and 20 of those games included the march to winning the Stanley Cup. But Kings fans are starting to realize that we may just now be getting a glimpse of the type of player Jeff Carter can be for this team. Or at least the player he can be until 2022 when his contract runs out. So naturally, discussion amongst LA Kings fans has turned to one thing... what cool dude from the movies does Jeff Carter most remind us of???

The craziest thing is that even when Photoshopped... Jon Quick looks exactly like Mitch Kramer.

Orange Mocha Frappuccinos!

No matter what movie cool dude Jeff Carter reminds us of... you should know one thing as you watch him play for the Los Angeles Kings...

Jeff Carter wears hipster t-shirts.