The Royal Half Gameday: Calgary Flames

Monday, 10.21.2013 / 2:17 PM
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BEST PLAYER TO WEAR BOTH COLORS WHO NOW WEARS AWFUL SHIRTS:

 

BEST OPPOSITION BLOGS:

Flames Nation

Matchsticks and Gasoline

Flames Insider

BEST OPPOSITION TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@Kent_Wilson

@bookofloob

@rosscreeknation

@RyanNpike

@Vintage_Flame

@MG_Haley

@ruhee_

WORST OPPOSITION TO FOLLOW ON TWITTER:

@EricFrancis

@Stars_Insider

 

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS VS JEFF CARTER POINTS UPDATE:

   

LooKING Back:

The LA Kings put together their most complete game of the season Saturday night at Staples Center, beating the Central Division's Dallas Stars, 5-2.  That brings the LA Kings record this year against teams that didn't make the playoffs last season to an impressive 4-2. But most importantly, after a long road trip to the East Coast, the LA Kings players are back home and finally able to sleep in their own beds with their loved ones again.

Just when you think this is the most amazing photo of all time...

...you realize there is a LA Kings box of tissues on the side table.

  And trust me... a lot of the LA Kings players could use a good night of rest.

 

WHAT WE LEARNED FROM THE PAST GAME:

Don't look now... but the LA Kings are 5-1 this season with Daniel Carcillo in the lineup. And when he's not busy scoring clutch goals that are featured on Kings Weekly... he's making Kings fans everywhere jump up in excitement! (Or at least type on their laptops/mobile devices)  

Carcillo is an intense competitor. For instance, with 49.4 seconds left in Saturday's game, as the LA Kings called a timeout, #TeamTRH'er, PumperNicholl, noticed something peculiar about Carcillo on the bench.

 

 

 

 

 

 

SOON.

 

Most importantly, like all popular LA Kings players... Daniel Carcillo has a unusual nickname.... "Gorilla Salad." And now, via Ironsight Design... Daniel Carcillo has a logo.

 

LA TOURISM BOARD:

The Calgary Flames are back to being a Divisional Rival of the LA Kings. Which is good news because the Kings and Flames had some great battles over the years in the Smythe Division. The only difference between those Flames teams of the old Smythe Divsion and now is that the current Flames team is really terrible.

 

But the most surprising element of the Calgary Flames is their Captain, Mark Giordano. Surprising in the sense that no one who follows the NHL knows who he is. (Well, except for Dustin Brown.)

 

 

Yeah, no idea. Sorry.

 

So, presenting...

 

THE TRH TOP 5 CAPTAINS THAT ARE LESS WELL KNOWN THAN MARK GIORDANO

 

    5) CAPTAIN BRITAIN

 

Unlike his American counterpart, Captain Britain has flown completely under the comic book revival radar. Captain Britain gained his power when he was given a choice between the "Amulet of Right" or the "Sword of Might." Captain Britain chose the Amulet. Coincidentally, Jay Bouwmeester made this same choice while playing in Calgary. In fact, this Captain is so obscure... he even died off-panel in a comic book.

    4) CAPTAIN PIKE

 

Captain Pike was the original Captain of the USS Enterprise in the 1964 NBC Star Trek pilot. When a second pilot was commissioned, the actor who portrayed Captain Pike, Jeffery Hunter, wanted to pursue his film career instead of continuing on with the television series. It was a similar decision to what Jarome Iginla made last season. Hunter was rumored to have a massive drinking problem, which ultimately led to his death. Iginla is playing for Boston.

    3) CAPTAIN RON

Released in 1992, the Kurt Russell-Martin Short vehicle bombed at the box office, and was universally panned by critics. But, as the years have gone on... this film has actually become quite popular and gained a cult-like status. Just like Martin St. Louis, who the Calgary Flames let go as an unrestricted free agent in 2000.

 

#NeverForget

    2) CAP' N CRUNCH ALIEN

 

Cap' N Crunch Alien was from outer space and brought all the boys and girls of North America a brand new cereal called CoZmic Crunch... which featured multicolored bits of corn and oats plus a packet of orange space dust that when poured into the bowl would turn the milk green.

 

 

Yay, diabetes!

 

CoZmic Crunch is not to be confused with Darryl Sutter, the Calgary Flames GM from Viking, Alberta who featured Jay Bouwmeester, Olli Jokinen, Tony Amonte, Todd Bertuzzi, Matt Stajan, Niklas Hagman, Jamal Mayers and Ian White that when put onto the ice in Calgary, made Flames fans' stomachs turn green.

    1) SHANE DOAN

 

Shane Doan is the Captain of a hockey team in the suburbs of Phoenix, Arizona. You really can't get more obscure than that.

     

As created by Jesse Cohen from All The Kings Men Podcast... The Moulson Index™ highlights an opposing player from tonights game who has the opportunity to score against his former employer, the LA Kings.

 

Tonight's Moulson Index Spotlight is:

 

 

MIKE CAMMALLERI, CENTER

 

In 13 games versus the LA Kings, Mike Cammalleri has 6 GOALS & 3 ASSISTS

 

However, Mike Cammalleri is injured and may not play tonight. So instead...

 

 

TIM JACKMAN, RIGHT WING

 

In 17 games versus the LA Kings, Tim Jackman has 1 GOAL & 23 PIMs

THE ROYAL HALF GAMEDAY PREVIEW TWEET OF THE DAY

 

Seriously... how is everyone not completely swept up in Scrivens Fever?

 


The Royal Half
has been a Los Angeles Kings fan since 1988 and a Half-Season Ticket Holder since 2002. He has seen the following goaltenders play in person for the Los Angeles Kings… Kelly Hrudey, Grant Fuhr, Byron Dafoe, Jamie Storr, Stephane Fiset, Felix Potvin, Cristobal Huet, Roman Cechmanek, Mathieu Garon, Adam Hauser, Jason LaBarbera, Barry Brust, Sean Burke, Dan Cloutier, Yutaka Fukufuji, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, Erik Ersberg, Jonathan Bernier and Jonathan Quick. If you like the hockey equivalent of dirty jokes or enjoy humorous screen-grabs of NHL players and broadcasters with funny captions... man, you are going to like The Royal Half. You can follow The Royal Half on Twitter at @TheRoyalHalf

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